Travellers of Anarchy
Ridin the roads of Laos
14.05.2012
Arriving in Luang Namtha we quickly found the hostel we had been recommended which was great! It was a fully enclosed backpacker’s paradise. Well it was more than I had been used to for a while anyhow ;p
Quickly we made friends with some Spanish fellows who I went out on a biking trip around town with, 38km's of sightseeing!
First site we come to with a hella uphill ride we are met with an old lady charging to see it, so like the tight arse I am I back up whilst the others talk to her and take my pic!
Here are a couple of pictures found along the way..


Soon I stopped at a shack to grab a picture
I had some lychees I had been carrying around and this looked like a great setting to relax and have some refreshing fruit (I'd been craving Lychee's for a while now). 

The day is quite warm and even though we all look ridiculously good looking, we are sweating man stink from every orifice! Sooo when we came across a river with someone washing in it, it seemed like a good idea to go down for a dip...
So In we get except for Jordi white. It was enjoyable up until the stage that we got out and asked ourselves what that smell was...hmm smells like poop...Oh, ok it's the river. Oh well, just have to move on. Next we go and get some food, not being able to find the place recommended we try a market and find nothing worthy of the word "meal". We spy some fruit stands
and decide we will all just get lots of fruit...for some reason we all end up with a watermelon each (it was hot!). I have a lady cut me open a coconut, they really are great for hydrating (Thanks Brennan)
. So we have all this fruit, then we notice a somewhat eating stand on the side of the market. One of the Spanish comes back from a reconnaissance mission and informs that there is rice! So we decide that that is more appetizing than the fruit, off we go. Now the place is not your 5 star establishments...
But when you’re hungry and well you just have to give things a go sometimes and was I surprised... it was VERY good!
It was very spicy, so we were glad we got the watermelon!
Well onwards we continued, here are the pics 
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I have to say it was an amazing ride, the scenery was ..Umm amazing ;p It's that ride that you imagine having before you have come over. Through rice paddy fields and old dirt towns with kids running around playing games. We went down one path and it was swarming with butterflies, was...amazing ;pThe next day it I met a Dutch couple...and well as soon as I knew they were Dutch they were my new best friends
It seems that the guy's birthday was tomorrow and they were planning to go on a motorbike trip. So we all invited ourselves to their planned birthday trip of course! The next day we all gathered for a day trip on the roads of Laos. This is what the motley bunch looked like... 
Never before had the roads of Laos encountered such a mean gang of killer bikers! The Travellers of Anarchy were here!
The Chopper!
Soon in we stopped at a school where we proceeded to teach them skills that would lead them successfully through life!
Arm farting!!
We got to a market and bought Lao Lao whiskey with what we had left from the bike pot, this stuff is horrid and potent!
Soon we were at a Hmong village and the girls trying on some traditional clothing. They had a hard time with having bigger breasts than they were made for lol 


The school..
The ghost gate...
we got yelled at a little for going to close...I'm sure it was for our own benefeit!
The end was a waterfall (which I never saw, they wanted to charge us and we thought we'd send one up with a camera instead ;p)
Ok, so we head back and there is rain and we all are running out of fuel but luckily we reach a shack selling some in bottles, I did learn a neat trick on cruising downhill with the bike turned off then restarting again when you need to saving fuel.
Next we all head down as a group back to Luang Prabang (Love this place!) on the way to Vang Vieng. While in LP I think it is time I actually go and see some of the sites. Somehow I end up going to see the central temple/stupa? Big golden thing in the middle of town on a hill. Things always seem to be a bit different when you go at night (May know what I mean if read Japan), so at midnight I head off with another Dutch. We try to ninja our way up but there are dogs :/ and bark they do...I just hope that the monks don't come out and kick our arse! Anyhow we get to the top and its all silent and cool there are these flood lights lighting up the stupa which is gold and looks cool. All of a sudden I hear "Subadee!" ... taken aback I turn my attention upwards from where I heard the call (It means, Hello!) and I see a strange sight. There is a man climbing over the stupa with a bamboo fishing rod with a moth on the end! I'm not sure what he is doing and my Laos does not help to create a conversation on the subject but he is running about collecting moths and has this rod...fling it out every now and then. I can only assume he is fishing for bats?!??! Anyhow the point is... it's good to try sites and such at night because there truly is a different feel to them and you see things you would otherwise never know.
The next day it's time to go and see this waterfall everyone keeps going on about and have a swim. The swim was actually more the drawcard! I'm just going to fling out a heap of photos at this point. Actually before I do, there was one surprise. They had black bears there also, they seemed pretty relaxed in their hammocks 
Ok, now I’m gonna just give you the waterfall pics. The swim was great and waterfall surprisingly good also. Though the trek up to the top was not worth it at all :/ 



This is what I climbed and slipped and sweated for... hardly worth it :/
Then it's time to go home... 
Posted by CrackerjackHobo 06:24 Archived in Laos Tagged ridericelaosbikedrivescooterbikernamtha Comments (0)
But what the hell right, if those little fuzzy Ewoks can do this then surely I can! Now I have a lack of photos mainly because I was obsessed with getting the perfect feet picture to send to my family. We have this thing recently where you take a picture of your feet where you are and post it on our chat...anyhow I have like a million pictures of my feet zipping along but failed to really get anything of the great views from the line haha AND in the end I only got a few usable shots...
it's very hard taking photo's whilst zip lining and I paid for it by getting zip burns on my head...I had quite the collection by the end (If you’re not catching it, I put my head on the metal wire as I was scooting along it therefore ripping the flesh from my scalp). Now one could say that you could avoid this by wearing a hat, which is true but I was always adamant that I would not do it again. Well in the end I decided to wear my cap and ingeniously wear it backwards when zip lining...this worked well for a while until I forgot to turn it and lost my cap mid-way watching it float to the ground...
The tree house was nothing short of amazing, a lot better than I had expected. It was multi storied the bottom was the entrance via zip line on one side and the other side the bathroom with toilet, shower and sink. Up the stairs you enter the main level with a sink with drinkable water on tap along the trunk and flooring surrounding with beds and a table and stools. There was another level from here which seemed to be the penthouse which you could set up another bed. Here are some pics 



The trees are massive and well suited to houses but all are different and designed for that specific tree. The other thing we could see from our tree was a MASSIVE tree that housed the largest amount of bees I have ever seen, those things hanging from the limbs are hives!
We travelled to its base the next day to have a look 

they are leaving and will be back in two hours or so...they have their own camp a little way off. Eventually they come back and bring us dinner, it's really quite nice and ample supply to fill me up. They leave for the night letting us know they will come for us in the morning, also mentioning that if we get a bad storm with big winds they will also come for us and to be ready as tree may fall...or something along those lines. That night it is soooo hot in the tent it's almost unbearable until winds start to pick up, soon I see light flash across the sky and distant thunder. Hot and bothered I crawl out to watch the incoming jungle storm, it was pretty amazing watching over the jungle canopy in pitch-black darkness the storm roll in...and it was big! So windy that I heard another tree fall in the short distance away. Constantly I thought the guides would be coming to take us but nup they never came. 



Not only do you get drenched but tar'd and every other dye colour with powder thrown at you, cars are also subject to decoration
and if your wondering how this could happen
I would get mobbed by kids looking like this at times also haha



In the procession I notice some fellows I'd seen before 
...I couldn't put my finger on it at the time but it soon came to me, they are the evil Wing Kong of Big Trouble in little China!
We happen to get there at sunset
It was beautiful, only enhanced by watching the monks come down to swim and play. I had a dip myself in the water there amongst some rocks..was clean and refreshing. To get back we found a shortcut along a bamboo bridge
Finding that we had to pay on the otherside we bargained half the price because we only used oneway.
Well this was a very bad descision and I paid for it for the next 3 days! (Immodium is my new best friend) The food alley was part of a larger night market open everynight it seemed and it actually has some very nice stuff...will buy something on my way back there I'm sure. 



























The next day we continued to Huay Xai, both trips taking about 10 hours or so. The boat was extremely loud if you are more to the rear so there was no conversation. If you do travel on one of these boats the seats move so move them to face each other and you have a foot rest for a more comfortable journey. Here is the boat there
This was the second one
And here are some random pics from the boat...Destination is Huay Xai where I will be doing the Gibbon Experience living in the trees zipping along the jungle canopy 















It seems that there are two stories of why two months ago it became compulsory to have a white boat. First story is that there were accidents and a white boat helps it be visible in the dark. second is that some head honcho travelled in Greece and saw all the nice white boats and decided that it would be a good look over here to increase the beauty of the bay. Our fellow shipmates consisted of three Australian couples, a Russian family and French family. Ended up being fun with lots of laughs and a little midnight karaoke (scored a 98!), kayaked and swam (even though the water is grosse :/ ) Here are some of the pictures I got, the place was fairly misty which seems to be the norm. The photo's that you see on the postcards with clear sunny days happen maybe 3 days of the year haha









Now you would think you'd be safe from hawkers in an area like this on your own boat....but no, there are these little rowed boats all over selling booze and food
They also live on the water on makeshift floating homes



I believe that the guide said there is 15,000 people who live there...or 1,500...
The tunnels that were used are incredibly small, here is a picture
Here is an original trench used in the war
Can you see something suspicious here?
How about now? 

and ever deeper
So Marc my mate from the netherlands was the one with me, we convinced a girl that was worried about doing it to come in and it'd be ok...which made it all the more difficult to make the descision to ditch her on the first exit :p The tunnel was really short and well I'm tall and it's much the same for the rest of it I was sure, so me and Marc jump out giggling because we have decided to come back in at the last exit to make it look like we did it. We run out and then run back in, it's pitch black entering in but with the noise we are making we hear a "Is that you guys?" from down the tunnel (I'm impressed with her speed). We enter in giggling and I get stuck with my backpack for a moment causing a jam, with the poor girl at the end haha
Well in the end we exited with the applaude of our tour group, it seems that they all left and didn't finish. So in the end the only person who really did do the whole length was the girl who didn't want to do it in the first place! Haha
at the end we were taken to watch a video. It was pretty funny, made in the time of the war it was very much propoganda. Reffering to the U.S. as demons and such and how this guy or that girl won the award for killing americans etc.. here's us watching it
Here are some pics from the drive back 












The river is quite busy though, people are in and out all over the shore 

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they lady that ends up rowing us makes sighing sounds all they way there ever increasing the closer we get to our drop off point (We were told we can tip them before getting in and I assume they know this), I somehow get fooled and tip. Suprise, suprise there is a lady selling soft drink and beer...I spy a flute and ask how much expecting some stupid price but it's only a dollar. Much to the disapointment of those around me I now have a Mekong Delta bamboo flute! 


The petrol station 



I bought some top gun sunnies! 

It's like they all have cable?!


The view. 
and to show you how close the cheaper place is, it's that sign to the right 






They were perhaps my favorite part. So anyhow the next floor was the warcrimes part I think, it depicted events when U.S. troops massacred villages and such. The finger firmly pointed at John Kerry a senator in the U.S. who was in charge of troops that did horrible things, he ended up publicly admitting to his crimes. 
(Oh by the way there is my travel bud at the moment, she's just in frame on the left, Mallory from Canada). For those that may go, take a free guide to walk you around which I heard makes it alot better. Once again I left after two levels but I thought that was all there was and waited for the others I had traveled here with, I waited for 40 minutes or so and still they did not come out so I assumed they had ditched me (Later I was to find out that it was me that ditched them, oops!) and moved on heading down the riverside to check out the rest of the city.


I'm not that impressed. The post office is opposite which is known for it's european architecture also..
I go in to try and get some information on sending a package, this is how the conversation goes. 













and people napping (can you spot him?)
or a relaxing dog
or a penguin bin...don't ask me..






